Today was the dawning of a new existence.... I have discovered the great British BBQ... oh, mortals we were, the smell of singed pig flesh and burning pre-historic wood filled my nostrils with a delightful flair!
Today, we were at Mike Green's house.... Mike's mum, Sandra bought me an Awesome 'Under the Sea' play mat, which I am FAR too tired to play with now. Thanks Sandra.
Then some wierdo (later happened to be Mike's dad, Mike (should have guessed)) shoved 50p in my hand... (yoink! i'll keep that *Ruben safely stows his 50p in his piggy bank*). Cheers Mike!
Achievement of the day: Passed Mike's (Jnr.) Farting Course with flying colours! Literally.
Sore Point of the day: My keepers managed to neglect to bring my ANYTHING to keep me warm.... So they decided to wrap me up in Dad's stinky old NOFX hoody... sure, it's cool... but it really did pong!
I shall definitely be attending more BBQs during my life time.
Peace out!
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