Toys Toys Toys, and... a rather cold substance.

What the Hell is going on ?! A Tree, in the living Room ? Twinkly Lights.. Shiny Boxes ? Strange men in with big white beards requesting that I sit on their Knee ?

Ahh ha... I See... It's all in celebration.. Of a child born into this world to bring peace to all men!? Well, thankyou everybody, but I hardly see how I could possib.... What do you mean Jesus ? Who is this Jesus fellow ? Well... any way

Presents... Toys.. Lots of toys! Walkers and trikes and cuddly toys and electronic gadgets! I'm well impressed... and... to top it all of wrapping paper and bubble wrap! heaven on earth for one day.

We went to Grandma's where i drank myself stupid, and then headed up to Nanna's where I ate myself silly. I could get the hang of this.

Also, I have been introduced to Snow... Rather cold, but quite fun none-the less.

How Cute am I ?

During a recent Photo Shoot for my Latest Media Appearance, I had the following footage of myself put aside.

http://www.tekuiti.co.uk/tekuwiki_uploads/Baby/RubenSitting.avi

* How Cute am I !?*

Blanky.

Today, I'd like to tell you about a very special item in my life... Blanky.. I Love my Blanky... Blanky means a lot to me.

When I am Sad, Blanky Makes me Happy.
When I Cry, Blanky makes me Smile.

Well... that's all.

A Good Roasting

Today was the dawning of a new existence.... I have discovered the great British BBQ... oh, mortals we were, the smell of singed pig flesh and burning pre-historic wood filled my nostrils with a delightful flair!

Today, we were at Mike Green's house.... Mike's mum, Sandra bought me an Awesome 'Under the Sea' play mat, which I am FAR too tired to play with now. Thanks Sandra.

Then some wierdo (later happened to be Mike's dad, Mike (should have guessed)) shoved 50p in my hand... (yoink! i'll keep that *Ruben safely stows his 50p in his piggy bank*). Cheers Mike!

Achievement of the day: Passed Mike's (Jnr.) Farting Course with flying colours! Literally.
Sore Point of the day: My keepers managed to neglect to bring my ANYTHING to keep me warm.... So they decided to wrap me up in Dad's stinky old NOFX hoody... sure, it's cool... but it really did pong!

I shall definitely be attending more BBQs during my life time.

Peace out!

Prevailing Winds

After being dagged to the video store by my parents, against my will... I wanted feeding damn it! Well I suppose sleeping will put my mind off it... Anyways.. a short nap on the way left me even hungrier.

No you crazy woman! I do not want a bath! I WANT FOOD DAMN IT! ohh.. well that?s actually quite nice... mmm, I can actually relax in here... *parp* WOW! that makes bubbles!

Anyways... after a breif spell of FREEZING MY BALLS OFF! I finally get some food!

It's been a long day, I was introduced to the internet this morning by dad *yawn* that was fun!

Night Y'All!

First Post!

Well, between being ripped from my Ovarian Bastille, and plotting to keep my parents awake all hours of the day and night.... I discovered a period of complete bordem in my day to day routine....

So, here's my Blog... you can learn of my adventures and activities... however.. seen as I am lacking of speech and dexterity, my father will be doing most of the posting on my behalf. So, any typo's.. blame him.